Time for a Laugh!

I don't who the comedian was that said these lines, but they have stuck with me for decades! I still remember every line, word for word, after all of these years. I hope you get as big of a laugh out of this as I still do:

"My grandmother used to bring us Jell-o every week, because we told her we loved it-- ONCE! She'd say 'I don't know what you girls are going to do when I die.'

I said, 'I guess we'll have to read the back of the box-- a half cup cold, a half cup hot-- why did Grandma have to die?' ".

Smile-- it increases your face value!