Lost in Translation...
These are the instructions that came with the remote control car that I received as a Christmas present. Does this make sense to anyone?
My favorite is #3 under the heading "Attention":
"Forbid to refresh towards can't refresh of common battery, slice to record!"
Whoever wrote this must've really meant it... they included an exclamation point in the intructions! It must be very important to "slice to record!".