The ONJ Game

You might have read in the news recently that Olivia Newton-John's boyfriend of 9 years, Patrick Kim McDermott, is missing. He went on an overnight fishing trip on June 30th. He was on the ship that night, but not there when everyone got off the ship the following morning. Poor Olivia- I really do feel for her. She's always been one of my favorites.

That being said, my friend Janet and I have begun a new game called the ONJ game. We try to update each other daily about McDermott's disapearence, but we do it using acronyms and abbreviations. Most, if not all, of our updates are fictional and just an attempt to one-up each other.

No disrespect to Olivia- it could be any topic, but it just happened to start with her, since Janet always refers to her as ONJ.

OK-- here are some examples of our conversations- try to figure them out:

"ONJ's BF is MIA, according to MSNBC"
"411: LAPD, NYPD & CSI issued APBs"
"ONJ's BF, on PCP & LSD, is AWOL"
"CNN, AOL, AJC reported ONJ's BF's MO"
"ONJ's BF DOA after CPR SNAFU"

Yeah, we have a twisted sense of humor. I admit it. It's so not funny.