Funny!
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
--Paula Poundstone
posted by Brian at 8:39 PM
4 Comments:
I guess her career was ruined a few years back. She was one of the only comedians that I understood and I really got her humor.
10:16 PM
I've always loved her-- too bad her career had to come to such an abrupt end. Did you ever see her live stand-up show on HBO? If so, you'll remember her talking to the audience member who said that her mother had been "impaled on a lube rack". I don't remember anything else about that conversation, just that her responses had me laughing so hard I almost peed my pants! She was a comic genious! Hopefully she can revive her career-- maybe we'll see her on "Dancing with the Stars" soon- that's where all of the B-list turn up eventually lately!
Paula Poundstone: “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer”
2:04 PM
I don't know, The charge was a sex offence against a child wasn't it? I don't know if it was true or not but that's a pretty deadly sin to recover from.
3:53 PM
"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took
her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said,
'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
The closer to that was "Yeah, and when they shot at you, they were teaching you to dodge bullets."
3:56 PM
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