It's confirmed~~ Thanksgiving will be a fiasco! My brother Jim is bringing his latest girlfriend Colleen... Jim's ex-wife Angie is bringing her new boy toy Tim. Angie's Mom, Debbie, is bringing her boyfriend Dennie. I feel like bringing a one-legged Polish drag queen as my date, just to top them all!
What is this, a friggin prom? Why is everyone bringing dates to a family Thanksgiving dinner and Christmas tree decorating party?